On the one hand, I guess it’s a more efficient packing of people into urban areas than having large green spaces. On the other hand, it’s fucking depressing, and I think kids miss something in childhood without psuedo wild spaces to go explore alone.

I tried to reference my husband’s penis as “our penis” to him, and he was all “Absolutely not.”

I was like, “We only have the one between us! We have to share!”

He was unmoved.