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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

Looking for a career change? Then look no further!

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Looking for a career change? Then look no further!

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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    I answered an ad like this posted by Elcid Barrett back in Nova Scotia. Now I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett’s privateers.

    I don’t know that I’d recommend the career.

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      I’m sorry about your legs.

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        Eh, you can’t sing shanties if you’ve got two legs, and you don’t own a boat, and you’ve got no beard.

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          And you can’t shout ho?

      • bravesirrbn ☑️@lemmy.world
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        because they’re made out of wood?

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      God damn them all!

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        Those were my sentiments exactly.

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      Elcid Barrett

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        God damn the autocorrect, too!

      • AartKwarktaart@lemmy.world
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        Misremembering lyrics and making them up is accurate to the medium!

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      How I wish I was in Shorebrook now.

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