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minus-squareEheran@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·4 days agoEating rotten food is also important. Do it in the dark so you can’t see what garbage you are eating…
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoHappy cake day! Sorry we’re all out of rum!
minus-squareLordCrom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 days agoBecause its an evil drink that can turn even the most devout of men into scoundrels.
minus-squareUnstoppable_Flop@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoPloo-la-larley? Plarly? Parlay? That’s the one!
Eating rotten food is also important. Do it in the dark so you can’t see what garbage you are eating…
But why is the rum gone?
That’s not good enough!
Happy cake day! Sorry we’re all out of rum!
Why are we always out of rum?
Because its an evil drink that can turn even the most devout of men into scoundrels.
Ploo-la-larley? Plarly?
Parlay?
That’s the one!